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    Post  Omega Metroid Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:38 am

    This one is a no brainer, but just in case you don't know how to play, here are some step by step instructions that should show you the basics on taking the hill.

    Player 1: I climb the hill. MY HILL!!!

    Player 2: I push you off. MY HILL!!!

    Player 3: I invade the hill with an army of Cylons. MY HILL!!!

    And so it goes. Remember, when you take the hill you MUST shout "my hill" or it will not count. Okay, now that I have explained everything I guess I will go first.

    I climb the hill. MY HILL!!!
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    Post  GLaDOS Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:11 pm

    I pwn you with P-Body.

    MAI HILL
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    Post  Omega Metroid Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:06 pm

    I assault you with Atlas. MY HILL!!!
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    Post  GLaDOS Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:45 am

    I Spartian Kick you off. MAI HILL.
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    Post  Omega Metroid Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:35 am

    King of da hill 737878681 my hill!
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    Post  GLaDOS Sun Jul 17, 2011 5:00 pm

    Omega Metroid wrote: King of da hill 737878681 my hill!

    LOL

    I blast King of da hill 3558394603 so loudly, you fall off the hill. MY HILL.
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    Post  Omega Metroid Sun Jul 17, 2011 5:06 pm

    I press the mute button
    My hill
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    Post  GLaDOS Sun Jul 17, 2011 5:45 pm

    I falcon punch you off of the hill.

    My hill.
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    Post  Omega Metroid Sun Jul 17, 2011 5:47 pm

    I attack you with a real falcon! My hill!
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    Post  Companion Cube Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:01 pm

    I shoot a portal under you and a portal far away. MY HILL
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    Post  Omega Metroid Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:03 pm

    I "euthanize" you. My hill!
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    Post  Companion Cube Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:06 pm

    Companion Cube wrote:I shoot a portal under you and a portal far away. MY HILL

    HOW DARE YOU *le gasp*

    I...uh...hire Samus Aran to shoot you. B)
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    Post  Omega Metroid Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:07 pm

    I bring more people to this forum, and they trample you! My hill!
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    Post  Companion Cube Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:23 pm

    I hack GLaDOS and get her to kick you off the hill. :3

    MY HILL NOW STAY AWAY
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    Post  Omega Metroid Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:28 pm

    I blow up your hill and find a new hill. My hill!
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    Post  Companion Cube Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:33 pm

    Omega Metroid wrote:I blow up your hill and find a new hill. My hill!

    The hill you found was really just a mound of TNT hidden under dirt. Boom.

    I rebuild the original hill and claim it. MY HILL
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    Post  GLaDOS Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:08 am

    I squash a package of cookie dough and make it rock hard. I throw it at you. MY HILL.
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    Post  Omega Metroid Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:34 am

    I make a hill out of cookie dough and it crushes your hill. MY HILL!!!
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    Post  GLaDOS Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:42 pm

    I pwn you with a Zora mask!

    MY HILL
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    Post  Omega Metroid Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:51 pm

    I buy a better one at walmart. My hill.
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    Post  GLaDOS Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:36 pm

    I put you on a swing then cut the rope, and you wipe out and slide down the hill!

    MY HILL.

    (actually, that just happened to me. I was all happy on my swing, and the rope snapped. I wiped out pretty bad. Ouch.)
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    Post  Omega Metroid Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:58 am

    I use a grappling hook to pull me back up the hill! My hill!
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    Post  GLaDOS Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:49 pm

    I use the power of parking cars on Heavy's sandvich! (of course, the cars are YOURS......)

    My hill!
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    Post  Omega Metroid Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:47 pm

    I run you over with a Toyota! My hill!
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    Post  GLaDOS Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:03 am

    I run you over with a MAC truck!

    MY HILL

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